don't read this

this weekend i...

chugged a pumpkin ale which i swore i wouldn't do 3 weeks ago, quaddamn you jac

reached a new level of classiness when i drank wine straight out of the bottle

did my first and second keg stands and did 'em like a champ

just realized i should probably find an AA meeting

went to denton to see an old friend

salsa danced on the ceiling

met denton's mexican mafia

discovered i am stuck in a mexican phase

decided to not fight it

looked on the internet to find 6" old english letters to spell COOK on my car

missed austin and my friends

found out for christmas my parents are taking me skiing, wahoo!

pronoun realized how much pronoun loves Joe Osterman

found a place where i can actually afford to get a helicopter ride over austin, then found out that it's only 5 minutes long

totally flaked out on tina and wynter and feel like an ass for doing so...twice

contemplated the thing deaf people might just miss out the most on is hearing their own farts